Bitch stole my bike, only forgive for a tee time with my girlfriend

Fuck me and I'll give you a throat blowjob 😉 There's no one around 👀

I cheat on my husband every day - he goes to work and I go straight to someone else's dick

He couldn't wait to get home and fucked his sweetheart right in the car

At least lick my ass, it doesn't count as cheating

Mom, hit the brakes, take a dick in your mouth - that's how you thank me for driving

I'm driving and she's sucking me off 😳 I'm gonna fuck her, she's horny

My mother taught me to thank for help with money... or my crotch

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

Stick your dick in. I don't have any money, but I'd like to go for a ride

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

I couldn't pass by when I saw a stranger with a big dick

Took his new girlfriend to the woods so she couldn't get out of sex

I'll swallow the sperm, but I won't pay the fine. I'll pay for it with a blowjob

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

Dude, your car is so cool, it makes me want to give you

Did I give you a ride in the car? Now spread your beautiful legs and thank me

When you don't have a girlfriend, you can spend money on whores

It's freezing, but that didn't stop the students in love

She offered to have sex with me and I didn't mind, I fucked her right on the hood

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

We didn't make it home — we stopped at the side of the road for some quick sex